The new egg fry!
By UsaydEgg Frying Made Easy… without a stove 
The first week of college my RA gave me a citation violation, "CV," for trying to cook an egg on my portable open-flame stove.
I thought I’d be smarter and I got a George Foreman grill. I decided to be the ass I am… and eat the egg in front of his face. I got another CV, this time calling it "Unsupported electronic device."
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